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PHILADELPHIA, PA – A skirmish unleashed on Kitchen Table Plains in Philadelphia’s Fairmount district a few weekends ago when a company of High Elves clashed with a band of Bretonnians over a centuries-long dispute.

The Bretonnians’ land holds many ancient secrets. Allegedly among them lays hidden the crown of the great Phoenix King. After centuries of tension with their dwarven foes, High Elven officials received a tip from an anonymous source that the pilfered treasure might be buried somewhere in Bretonnia.

Military officials sent a small special ops unit to investigate, but they collided with a small band of Bretonnian peasants armed with pitchforks. Special ops easily overpowered the peasant forces, but made no further progress in locating the cultural relic.

The special ops general could not be reached for comment and it remains uncertain whether the Bretonnians will comply peacefully or not.

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